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A Cortlan is someone you want to have around for the rest of your life. Not only are they super friendly and charismatic to everyone around them (due to them being naturally attractive), but when you’re close to them they’ll be a loyal and honest friend. Did I mention they’re a great supporter too? They’ll always be down for an adventure. Especially since they are naturally witty and intelligent. Being in a romantic relationship with a Cortlan is never boring and always filled with tons of affection, along with occasional cheesiness. Your days will always be brighter with a Cortlan in your life.
Cortlan I love you

You are such a Cortlan
Cortlan by Tangerinilinguini September 17, 2023

Barbara Cartland 

This is a British expression of contempt. The original Barbara Cartland was a British female author who wrote incredibly predictable, dated chick lit; she was well-known for a number of reasons:-
She had the longest entry in “Who’s Who”;
She believed that, despite her age and decrepitude she was incredibly attractive to the male sex;
Under no circumstances could she possibly be wrong;

The meaning has now broadened and is used to describe any pretentious, arrogant, unattractive female with delusions about her looks, talent, knowledge etc. Should you meet one usher her into the nearest padded cell with a forked vermin stick and arrange for NASA to send her on a probe to Jupiter.
Kim’s had a letter published in a free newspaper, now she’s acting like she’s an ace reporter!
Stupid munter! What a Barbara Cartland!

Barbara Cartland 

British expression of contempt. Originally a British female author who wrote incredibly predictable chick lit and was famous for a number of reason, such as having the longest entry in the publication "who's Who"; a belief that despite advanced age and decrepitude she was incredibly attractive to the male sex; the belief that under no circumstances could she possibly be wrong. Now expanded in use to describe any pretentious, arrogant, unattractive female with delusions about her looks, talent, knowledge and so on. If you see one coming towards you run as fast as possible in the other direction or arrange for her to be abducted by aliens and taken to a far galaxy.
Jane's had a poem published in a free magazine, now she's acting like she's won the Nobel prize for literature.
That stupid munter? What a Barbara Cartland!
Barbara Cartland by Croatalin April 24, 2014
“Man, what a cool guy
“Yeah, he’s a proper Courtland”

courtlandt ave 

A block wit notorious killers hitters and drug dealers were you get popes at the y are Mac Balla(A Blood Gang) if you didn’t know so don’t got to the block if you don’t fuck wit the bloods they gon pop you and they also Ogz and they ygk so don’t jack yg or ogzk or the gon slide on your dumbass
Johnny :courtlandt Ave niggas is gangsta
Rodney :wurd they poped that yg nigga
courtlandt ave by Tyfromtheblock November 15, 2018
Come here cortana and let me show you my spartan.
cortana by saka2me April 3, 2008