Skip to main content

connectivity asshole

someone who at all times is on some form of electronic communication device for fear of missing out on a text, twitter, skype or FB communication.
where's jenny? You mean the connectivity asshole? She's on her computer waiting for someone to make her relevant by tagging her on FB
connectivity asshole by theham December 29, 2013

corruptivity 

Taylor: our team acts less and less like a team everyday.

Nathan: corruptivity right there.

Cole: "dons golf"

Connectivity Whore 

An individual that is compelled to boast about their constant connection to the Internet at all times through the use of any or all of the following tools: desktop PC, laptop, cell phone, and/or Blackberry.

Most, but not all, are employed in the IT industry, and can be heard frequently uttering the phrase "Will work for bandwidth"
My friend Tadd is such a connectivity whore, all he ever does is constantly check his blackberry and chat with ladies over google.

"HAH, just because I logged out off the network doesn't mean I CAN'T check my email, BITCH! TAKE THAT!" This person would be referred to as a connectivity whore.
Connectivity Whore by PMPDDY September 23, 2008

correctivical 

My phrase was indeed correctivical.
correctivical by jordf June 3, 2022

Line of connectivity 

Connecting a soul to a fate. A fate is a human who knows future events.
The line of connectivity is what connected her to a fate.