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Definitions by jordf

aaron morris 

person one: have you seen the new ryan reynolds film
person two: ye man that guy is fit
person one: not as sexy as aaron morris though
aaron morris by jordf March 10, 2023

sleepchawking 

Unconcious and Non-Consentual Chawking that usually occurs in men with big dicks and can sometimes cause uncontrollable bleeding. Another phrase for this term is an "undercover male period" or "sharpening the pencil at midnight"...
me: I think I was sleepchawking last night.
person: why?
me: becuase my bedsheets were red and I have a massive penis.
sleepchawking by jordf June 11, 2022

correctivical 

My phrase was indeed correctivical.
correctivical by jordf June 3, 2022

chawking 

When you itch your balls so much that they start to bleed. Another phrase for this term is sharpening the pencil.
Person 1: I was beating my meat the other day and I when I finished I started chawking.
Person 2: Sir, I asked you what you would like to order.
chawking by jordf May 21, 2022