corpsin

1) what CSI does -- figuring out how a dead body became dead

2) investigating someone who seems shady or not truthful to you

3) the situation is over and done with, dead.

4) no longer dating a person who gave you too much drama

1) the CSI team's gone corpsin

2) Someone saw his car at some other girl's house, let's go corpsin.

3) The test is corpsin.

4) She lied to me one too many times, she's corpsin.

by dmressy October 5, 2007

Corpsin'

verb - to corpse
Refers to someone currently feeling/ showing traits somewhat similar to that of a corpse. Outwards signs can range from extreme drunkenness, fatigue, fullness - basically any self induced discomfort. Its most common use however, is in the context of excessive alcohol consumption.

That last shot got me straight up corpsin' brah.
Pour that ish up dude, I am ready to get fing corpsed.
If I eat this last taco, it will undoubtedly corpse me.

by Maniac Circus Creator November 28, 2020

corpsin' it

Sleeping all day while the sun is out. Usually after a long night of drinking, smoking, etc. There are other legitimate reasons for corpsin' it, but who cares about those?

Dude, Wes just came back from a another drunken night. He's definitely gonna be corpsin' it tomorrow.

by McFinder April 25, 2009

corpsing

From the theater: to laugh uncontrollably and not be able to stop. (Source: Cate Blanchette on the 12/04/06 Tonight Show). Wikipedia defines it as follows: "Corpsing is a theatrical slang term used to describe when an actor breaks character during a scene - usually by laughing or forgetting his or her lines, or by causing another cast member to do so. Though the origin of the term is unknown, it refers to almost literally murdering the scene.

A BBC TV program on 18 November 2006 stated an opinion that the term "corpsing" originated when there was a corpse on stage, acted by a living actor: there was sometimes a tendency to try to make that actor laugh."

"Hugo Weaving was in a production of King Lear and he could just sat there corpsing."

by Tom McNamee December 7, 2006

Corpkin

The loving act of a male taking a dump on a toilet while attempting to impregnate his wife.

Steve didn't have enough time to lay pipe to his wife due to mandatory overtime, so he decided to kill 2 birds with one stone and corpkin with her.

by tizz1610 May 31, 2018

Corpin' It

Verb 'to corp' as in to go to the night club Corporation on a Wednesday dressed as the school slut.

Guy:Are you corpin' it tonight?
Girl:Dunno im a bit low on williams..
Guy:Come on itll be GT's! and there's loads of jonnys there - you might get rosied!
Girl:ok as long as all those kaylees and ambers stay away from my becky!
Guy:whatever well just hang with emily all night!

by brake4 April 10, 2008

corpsing

To fornicate with someone who is not taking an active role, usually out of nervousness or disinterest in their partner, but because of its macabre allusion to necrophilia, it is not unforeseeable that it could be because the person is non-consenting.

"Man, last night I was with Amy, and when we went up to her bed, she just laid there like a corpse; it wasn't no fucking, it was corpsing!

by amik February 5, 2007