fing

1. A misspelling of "find", often made when tipsy.
2. An alternative to "fucking" used by people who evade profanity.

Harmy, a Sahi: Thank god I found my charger! I'm on two percent.
Mop (a Shroc): We would be thanking god if you didn't fing your charangonat!
Harmy: That's not very fing nice. What do you even mean?

by PisceanPrince May 30, 2022

fing

much lazier way to say "thing."

ya fink ya can get away wiv everfing, bruv.

by International Bad Boy September 10, 2004

fing

A shortened form of the popular contraction "f'ing", obviously a contraction of "fuck". Not as versatile, but relatively unoffensive.

What the... Fing!

by Torbiak November 25, 2003

fing

To forcefully stick your fingers in someones stomach or sides causing pain, but also tickling them at the same time.

"My little brother was being annoying, so instead of hitting him and getting in trouble by my parents, I decided to fing him."

by ZMFLEX June 04, 2005

fing

shortened version of the word fingerbang, which is totally mierke.

Donny and Ed used to talk about who they would fing as they passed their new piece from person to person.

by Harrison Greeley III January 12, 2005

fing

To fing, verb.
To curl and stretch, together with several others of one's kind, accomplishing simple tasks and sending visual signals
Most commonly used when referring to actions taken by fingers, but can also be used for other things, such as tentacles.

"She asked me how many sugars I wanted in my tea, so my hand's little sausages got to work and finged her a seven."
"This action-packed video game requires expert finging."

by GauntletQueen November 04, 2019

fing

Short for fucking. Polite, unoffensive manner to describe something as "fucking ________"

That concert was fing unbelievable! Or what's your fing problem?

by J Poko April 04, 2007