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Corpretch 

The ability to surreptitiously discover the latest corporate buzz words and seamlessly embed them in your daily work banter.
Tammy has mastered the art of corpretch.
Corpretch by Hannah James October 27, 2011
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corproach 

Someone that has worked in a corporation for so long they have the ability to survive in a corporate environment using their acquired skills of manipulation, deception, kissing arse and being an all-round piece of shit. It is said that a cockroach would survive a nuclear holocaust. As such, the corporate roach survives the worst type of corp-shit.
Bill: How has Steve been here for 7 years? He's not even that good at his job.
Hitesh: He's a fucking corproach, mate.
corproach by farafiro April 18, 2018

Coretchi 

These kind of people are mostly short and bad at every single sport even badminton but they're still very nice and handsome.

If you're looking for a one night stand these are a perfect match for these reason:
-not hard to convince
-easy to carry in your purse or your pocket
-pretty good in bed
Girl 1- Hey do you have something to do tonight?
Girl 2- Yes I actually got a one night stand with a Coretchi.
Girl 1- Wow you're so lucky!
Girl 2- Wanna see him?
Girl 1- Sure
Girl 2 *opens her purse*
Girl 1- Wow so cute!
Coretchi by Bobby Leitcher April 26, 2022

Corporethic 

corporethic, Is a excessive, shallow and sinister ethical view point, which maintains that the value of capital profit and materialistic gain, takes precedence over all else in life.
The principles and values upheld by Corporations are highly Corporethic.
Corporethic by Baron Neville May 14, 2016

correcthorsebatterystaple 

The most secure password ever, unless someone else knows that you think that it's the most secure password ever. (xkcd 936)
Tr0ub4dor&3 | difficulty to guess: easy | difficulty to remember: hard
correcthorsebatterystaple | difficulty to guess: hard | difficulty to remember: you've already memorized it

correcht 

Describing the desired vocal mix in the foldback monitors at a live music venue
"Can I get a bit more vocal, please? A bit more? A bit more? Yup, that's correcht"
correcht by claude mystysyn December 14, 2006

Cornrethra 

A condition that occurs when engaging in anal sex, post corn-consumption, resulting in a kernel getting stuck in the urethra.
"We had butt sex after the barbecue and I got cornrethra!"
Cornrethra by shelbalison August 7, 2021
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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