Coretchi

These kind of people are mostly short and bad at every single sport even badminton but they're still very nice and handsome.

If you're looking for a one night stand these are a perfect match for these reason:
-not hard to convince
-easy to carry in your purse or your pocket
-pretty good in bed

Girl 1- Hey do you have something to do tonight?
Girl 2- Yes I actually got a one night stand with a Coretchi.
Girl 1- Wow you're so lucky!
Girl 2- Wanna see him?
Girl 1- Sure
Girl 2 *opens her purse*
Girl 1- Wow so cute!

by Bobby Leitcher April 26, 2022

Cretching

To masturbate and cry simultaneously

Alex White was caught cretching in his dorm room to the soft undertones of Jan Arden

by Big Bad Bud 1970 July 10, 2016

Cretching

The art of crying and masturbating simultaneously.

Alex was caught cretching in his dorm room to the soft undertones of Jan Arden.

by Big Bad Bud 1970 October 5, 2016

Cretching

The art of crying and masturbating simultaneously.

Alex was caught cretching in his dorm room to the soft undertones of Jan Arden.

by Big Bad Bud 1970 October 5, 2016

Cretching

The art of crying and masturbating simultaneously.

Alex was caught cretching in his dorm room to the soft undertones of Jan Arden.

by Big Bad Bud 1970 October 5, 2016