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Coronisms 

Coronisms are particular terms and phrases (of advice) you often hear being used amidst the 2020 COVID-19 outbreak. Examples of such coronisms include: social distancing, asymptomatic, self-quarantine, self-isolation, community spread, "don't touch your face", "wash your hands for 20 seconds", etc.
1) As Timmy was preparing for school, his mom babbled an incessant flow of coronisms in hopes that his son will stay alert of and safe from the virus.

2) Mom: So what did the principal talk about at the assembly today?
Me: Idk just a bunch of coronisms
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The 2020 Coronavirus pandemic forced isolation on the global population, which in turn catalyzed what is known as the "COVID Thirst". The ensuing increase in birth rate gave birth to a generation known as the Coronials. First popularized by Rapper, Lil Durby.
"Yo, bruh, your momma so fine, I bet she want it, she probably still got that COVID Thirst"
"Nah, bruh, I ain't part of the Coronials, I'm a millenial, now shut the f*** up and check my new TikTok"
Coronials by billythekid_7 April 11, 2020
Cornism is a incredible religion of following corn. Now you may ask, but why would people worship corn ? That doesnt make any sense! Well there are obvious reasons for this. Corn has many uses, such as; corn silk, corn glue, corn meal, corn pencilin, corn syrup, corn grain, and corn ethanol. And even more are being made! We owe many things to corn, and we havent given corn the respect it deserves. There are 1000+ uses, but still no one seems to care. We are here to change that. Convert to Cornism today.
Dave: Hey man, have you converted to Cornism yet?

Kyle: What? Of course! All should convert to Cornism!
Cornism by Taznixx September 26, 2018

Coronaism 

An ideology that preaches that evil has descended on Earth through the visitation of a virus to remind its inhabitants to turn away from their sinful, depraved, or unnatural ways, because their failure to do so would only quicken the global apocalypse by a few decades.
From facism to communism to Islamism, is coronaism the new supremacism or terrorism?
Coronaism by MathPlus July 25, 2021
Kids who were conceived by their parents during the quarantine that resulted from the coronavirus. Most of these babies will be born post-December 2020, continuing until spring 2021. They may also be referred to as covid kids.

With nothing else to do and feeling bored from being shut inside for so long, many couples decided, “Why not make a baby?!”
She was born in New York on January 8th, 2021, no doubt part of the first wave of coronials to populate the state.
Coronials by Downhill Dave March 19, 2020

CoronImmune 

The status achieved for individuals that have survived COVID-19 and a designation required in order to return to work, reenter society and be clear for travel.
Where is your CoronImmune Badge? You cannot enter this facility without it!
I'm sorry, my dog ate it...
Officer, take this individual to the decontamination center for re-processing.
CoronImmune by YAWA March 26, 2020

Coroniacs 

Little Covid19 virus fuckers screwing up our neighborhood
Mask Up homies! We got Coroniacs all over the hood!
Coroniacs by printemp April 21, 2020