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coronacooties

An especially dangerous strain of cooties possessed by those infected with the coronavirus.
Please cough into your elbow, not your hand. I don’t want your coronacooties.
coronacooties by Sunny Cheddar March 5, 2020

Coronamoaner 

Coronamoaner(s)

A virus named Covid 19 is causing pain, suffering and distress for millions around the world. A regular pastime to help get through the pandemic is to constantly bitch about the virus. This is what is known has a Coronamoaner.
"No food in the store, no beds in the hospital and thousands of workers laid off!"

"You're such a Coronamoaner."
Coronamoaner by Claude_Speed March 19, 2020

Coronatard

A human being that goes into full “end of the world” mode because of the corona virus. Most coronatards buy unbelievable quantities of toilet paper. Also, they usually have coronaphobia.
You see that Karen over there? She’s a real coronatard.
Coronatard by oofblocks March 19, 2020

Coronacoaster 

When your emotions are on a rollercoaster due to all of the news each day about the Corona virus.
"I wake up and I'm in a good mood, then I watch the news and I start crying."

"Wow, you're on a Coronacoaster!"
Coronacoaster by Plan-z April 8, 2020

Coronaonanist 

A term applied lightheartedly to someone who, due to the social limitations of COVID-19, engages in a healthy level of regular sexual self-gratification.
Yup, she’s a joyous Coronaonanist - and she has no problem owning it!
Coronaonanist by Dr Bunnygirl April 15, 2020

Coronahoax 

Also known as "COVID-19", the imaginary, fake, made-up PLANdemic perpetuated by the lying "news" media, used as a distraction for the World Economic Forum to bring about "The Great Reset".
What a moron, you fell for the Coronahoax!
Coronahoax by Sporkinator March 28, 2021