Corona Tax

The necessary amount of people needed to die from COVID-19 to raise the DOW.

I made sure that my granddad paid his corona tax.

by CoronaTax March 25, 2020

Coronatard

A human being that goes into full “end of the world” mode because of the corona virus. Most coronatards buy unbelievable quantities of toilet paper. Also, they usually have coronaphobia.

You see that Karen over there? She’s a real coronatard.

by oofblocks March 19, 2020

Coronatard

Someone who does stupid shit (such as stock up on toilet paper) because of the Coronavirus.

I just saw two men fighting over toilet paper in the supermarket today. Such coronatards...

by TheTrollingHACKER March 22, 2020

Coronatard

I person who will go into full "end of world" mode because of the flu

Look at that coronatard buying all the pasta and toilet rolls

by Shane McBland March 15, 2020

CoronaTan

A golden brown vacation tan, that you get from your own backyard, cause you are STUCK AT HOME.

I can't wait for this to be over, I am gonna show the world this CoronaTan have been working on.

by Mixsey March 22, 2020

Coronatainment

Standing on line just to buy your groceries

I was bored a hell today so I went to the grocery store for some coronatainment, that killed an easy 4-1/2 hours.

by Casper70 April 8, 2020

Coronatarian

Meat eaters who went vegetarian but turned back into carnivores because of the Coronavirus pandemic and their desire for meaty comfort food from their childhood.

I went vegetarian for 10 years, but if I'm gonna die of Covid-19 I'm gonna eat that bacon cheeseburger I've been craving for the last decade. As long as I'm in quarantine, I'm a coronatarian!

by 24MMIASMF7 May 3, 2020