Coronatalk 

The talk one has with their children to educate them on how to live in a world with a deadly coronavirus

I had to give my 5 year old the coronatalk, he doesn't understand why he needs to wear a mask

Coronatalk by Tng222 July 19, 2020

Coronaials 

The onslaught of babies that are going to be born about 9 months after the Coronavirus Scare convinces everyone to stay home.

“With every major sporting and concert getting cancelled, people are just going to stay home for a couple of weeks bang. Get ready for the wave of Coronaials this December.”

Coronaials by GonzoParker March 14, 2020

Coronatard

A human being that goes into full “end of the world” mode because of the corona virus. Most coronatards buy unbelievable quantities of toilet paper. Also, they usually have coronaphobia.

You see that Karen over there? She’s a real coronatard.

Coronatard by oofblocks March 19, 2020

Cornstalker 

someone who is all up in your bussiness and thinks you don't notice.

Two people are having a private conversation and notice another party is listening. The word "Cornstalker" would be obnoxiuosly yelled out by one of the Two people having the conversation making the other party aware there is someone all up in your conversation.

Cornstalker by DLIBRA December 6, 2009

Coronatard

Someone who does stupid shit (such as stock up on toilet paper) because of the Coronavirus.

I just saw two men fighting over toilet paper in the supermarket today. Such coronatards...

Coronatard by TheTrollingHACKER March 22, 2020

coronawalrus 

A thick-skinned survivor who, having seen it all, feels immune.

He had been a war orphan, a soldier, a refugee, a patient given no chance of survival, a coronawalrus without fear, volunteering to help others.

coronawalrus by Monkey's Dad March 24, 2020

Kentucky Cornstalk

A sexual position between two people where the male freezes some corn and slathers it with melted butter. The male fucks the women doggy style and puts the corn in her ass, the butter acts as a lubricant.

Male: Want to do the Kentucky Cornstalk tonight?
Woman: Sure, I'll get the corn.

Kentucky Cornstalk by Jerry Longdick July 11, 2017