Corn count 

The process of quantifying the number of corn kernals found to be lodged within a piece of feces. It can be done for competive purposes to see who has the most corn in their shit.

After we both shat on the side walk, we took a corn count to see who the winner was.

Corn count by chork November 30, 2005

Corn Countdown 

Purposely eating one or more servings of corn to time and count your digestive process. The countdown from consumption to evacuation and spotting said corn in one’s shit.

I’ve been having some bowel issues lately. My doctor recommended a corn countdown before ordering any tests.

Corn Countdown by Eaton Holgoode April 3, 2018

Country Corn Dog 

When you do anal with your partner after they just ate corn on the cob. Then you titty fuck them.

My partner had corn for lunch so I gave them a Country CORN DOG for dinner.

Country Corn Dog by BPCM March 11, 2015

big country corn dog 

When you wrap both your hands around someone else's hand and masturbate.

Hey "chi chi" would like a big country corn dog?

big country corn dog by Cryspie March 11, 2019

corncunted 

corncunted: Having a vagina large enough to slip one or more ears of corn into, without touching the sides.

Big Mary was having trouble getting laid. the word had gotten around that Mary had become corncunted, and that attempting to have sex with her was a bit like trying to hump the ocean, warm and wet but no real feeling to it.

corncunted by Vinter January 28, 2010

Corncunt 

The female analogue of cheesedick.

If that Corncunt Nancy were a dude, she'd be a cheesedick.

Corncunt by someguyyoudon'tknow February 1, 2009