Corktard 

Hipacritical, King of lies. Someone who is narcissistic. This person will stop at nothing to make himself feel correct in any situation. This makes him feel better about his micropenis.

Don't worry about that Corktard. He just can't be wrong about anything. You know he does that because his penis is tiny!

Corktard by RAV4 Leemus August 31, 2025

cocktard 

A girl that has no idea what to do with a dick

suzie's such a cocktard, she was biting me all night

cocktard by Jimbo December 12, 2003

cocktard slave

This person is a flamming homosexual who loves the cock, they are mildly retarded, and they are cock slaves for their cock master

Fredrich J. Massimi is a faggtarded cocktard slave!

cocktard slave by Pissed at Homoz March 12, 2003

Cooktard

Someone with cooking skills less than average.

Wow she totally ruined the pancakes, that cooktard.

Cooktard by LolYouFellForThat January 4, 2011

cocktard 

adj.
a word to describe someone being or acting like a deformed cock. Imagine a retards penis where all the retardness was in his cock. Then take the cock itself and see the twisted contorted mutant manifestation of it.

hey wow you seem like a cocktard

cocktard by Visual Agnosia September 15, 2003

cocktarded 

1. An act of complete and total idiocy, committed by someone who has been forewarned about the lameness of the act about to be committed.

2. Describes one who repeatedly does the same foolish act repeatedly with self-deprecating results.

Chaz: Mike's been wearing that Slayer shirt for like a week, he fucking stinks.

Nate: I know, I told his ass.

Chaz: He's cocktarded dude.

Nate: I know, right.

cocktarded by {pole} July 3, 2008

Cocktarded 

A temporary state of impaired mental ability caused by being either sexually frustrated or extremely turned on

While typing this, Tom Brady's sexy ass appeared on TV and I became so cocktarded I totally forgot what I was doing. I had to flick the bean before I could type legibly again.

Cocktarded by tragicvanity July 31, 2017