adj.
a word to describe someone being or acting like a deformed cock. Imagine a retards penis where all the retardness was in his cock. Then take the cock itself and see the twisted contorted mutant manifestation of it.

hey wow you seem like a cocktard

cocktard by Visual Agnosia September 15, 2003

cocktarded

1. An act of complete and total idiocy, committed by someone who has been forewarned about the lameness of the act about to be committed.

2. Describes one who repeatedly does the same foolish act repeatedly with self-deprecating results.

Chaz: Mike's been wearing that Slayer shirt for like a week, he fucking stinks.

Nate: I know, I told his ass.

Chaz: He's cocktarded dude.

Nate: I know, right.

cocktarded by {pole} July 3, 2008

cooltard

Mentally challenged people who think they are cool

I have sympathy for disabled, but not cooltards because they think they are cool.

cooltard by dontsaymyname October 9, 2008