Cooktard

Someone with cooking skills less than average.

Wow she totally ruined the pancakes, that cooktard.

by LolYouFellForThat January 4, 2011

cocktard

A girl that has no idea what to do with a dick

suzie's such a cocktard, she was biting me all night

by Jimbo December 12, 2003

cocktard slave

This person is a flamming homosexual who loves the cock, they are mildly retarded, and they are cock slaves for their cock master

Fredrich J. Massimi is a faggtarded cocktard slave!

by Pissed at Homoz March 12, 2003

coontard

An offensive term for one who is half nigger and half retard.

Damn Taint.... you are such a coontard!

by Dirt McGuirt July 2, 2007

cocktard

adj.
a word to describe someone being or acting like a deformed cock. Imagine a retards penis where all the retardness was in his cock. Then take the cock itself and see the twisted contorted mutant manifestation of it.

hey wow you seem like a cocktard

by Visual Agnosia September 15, 2003

cocktarded

1. An act of complete and total idiocy, committed by someone who has been forewarned about the lameness of the act about to be committed.

2. Describes one who repeatedly does the same foolish act repeatedly with self-deprecating results.

Chaz: Mike's been wearing that Slayer shirt for like a week, he fucking stinks.

Nate: I know, I told his ass.

Chaz: He's cocktarded dude.

Nate: I know, right.

by {pole} July 3, 2008

cooltard

Mentally challenged people who think they are cool

I have sympathy for disabled, but not cooltards because they think they are cool.

by dontsaymyname October 9, 2008