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corptard 

A corptard (short for corporate retard) is a person who is employed by a large corporation who quite frankly should not even be employed. This person has the intelligence (intellectual, social, political and emotional) of a brain-damaged hamster. A corptard can be found hiding in all ranks of an organisation. An easy way to identify a corptard in your organisation is through the following behaviours: a) replying all when it is completely unnecessary or inappropriate to do so b) using corporate social media to post things that would even be embarrassing on Facebook c) a very low level of elevator-etiquette and d) wearing strip-club clothing to work.
Did that guy just wish everyone in the organisation a “happy humpday” via social media? What a corptard!
corptard by feluna March 29, 2015
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Used to define someone who has bought just the Core System for the Xbox 360, and not the hard drive.
"You didn't get the hard drive? You're such a fucking coretard!"
Coretard by Raistlin244 June 11, 2006
Danielle cannot cut corn off of cobs...what a corntard!
corntard by Mrs BeaverHausen June 21, 2007

cootarded 

1. A dumb blonde who is female; relating a woman (coota) and retardation (blonde)

2. One having no idea what to do whatsoever with vagina(s)
1. That beez is cootarded, she can't even count to 9

2. The 40 year old virgin is cootarded

Corktard 

Hipacritical, King of lies. Someone who is narcissistic. This person will stop at nothing to make himself feel correct in any situation. This makes him feel better about his micropenis.
Don't worry about that Corktard. He just can't be wrong about anything. You know he does that because his penis is tiny!
Corktard by RAV4 Leemus August 31, 2025
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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