corotard

One who takes Coricidin HBP (Triple Cs) to get high instead of using a safe alternative.

Don't be a corotard and get killed trying to have fun with Triple Cs. Go to www.Dextroverse.org before you screw up.

by DXM User September 19, 2005

corptard

A corptard (short for corporate retard) is a person who is employed by a large corporation who quite frankly should not even be employed. This person has the intelligence (intellectual, social, political and emotional) of a brain-damaged hamster. A corptard can be found hiding in all ranks of an organisation. An easy way to identify a corptard in your organisation is through the following behaviours: a) replying all when it is completely unnecessary or inappropriate to do so b) using corporate social media to post things that would even be embarrassing on Facebook c) a very low level of elevator-etiquette and d) wearing strip-club clothing to work.

Did that guy just wish everyone in the organisation a “happy humpday” via social media? What a corptard!

by feluna March 29, 2015

Coretard

Used to define someone who has bought just the Core System for the Xbox 360, and not the hard drive.

"You didn't get the hard drive? You're such a fucking coretard!"

by Raistlin244 June 11, 2006

corntard

one ear short of a window licker

Danielle cannot cut corn off of cobs...what a corntard!

by Mrs BeaverHausen June 21, 2007

cootarded

1. A dumb blonde who is female; relating a woman (coota) and retardation (blonde)

2. One having no idea what to do whatsoever with vagina(s)

1. That beez is cootarded, she can't even count to 9

2. The 40 year old virgin is cootarded

by Stephan Hyphinator May 30, 2006

Corktard

Hipacritical, King of lies. Someone who is narcissistic. This person will stop at nothing to make himself feel correct in any situation. This makes him feel better about his micropenis.

Don't worry about that Corktard. He just can't be wrong about anything. You know he does that because his penis is tiny!

by RAV4 Leemus August 31, 2025