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where things are awk' but on a tremendous scale. Ushally things so awk can only be done by few people and one of those people are dan Corkil. Good luck too all of his future victims
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An awkward moment when you get rejected for sex from a girl, chase after her but realize others are watching you and run in the opposite direction into the shadows
Corkward by LOL @ CORK November 9, 2012
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cockward silence 

An awkward silence between two men where one man's masculinity is in question.
When Dave pulled up to my house in a minivan, there was a long cockward silence.
cockward silence by Vinny Porrello January 4, 2008
Damn Chico, that chick is so cockward!
cockward by turnure May 8, 2006
An awkard situation that surrounds the conversation of a cock.
Nat grabs Brent in the nether regions.

Reid in an unrelated response shouts "Me too" referring to wanting coffee directly following the previous grab.

Brent turns to Reid and says "You want to grab my cock too? That's cockward!"
cockward by brentionary January 26, 2011
The voluntary or involuntary act of progressing a situation or discussion into a state of awkwardness towards the male reproductive genitalia or “cock”
"Becky, don't bring up his ex-girlfriend in front of her. You're making shit cockward."
cockward by phoshizzle41 November 4, 2009
Definitely. 1: something awkward that happens in the genital region,; definition 2: behavior that a created a socially uncomfortable situation emerging from white male privilege.
Oh, did I just mansplain that you. I am sorry! So cockward!
Oh, this phone is propped between my thighs suggestively. COCKWARD!
Cockward by Chicagostylephd June 11, 2018

Cockward Blocked

Being cock blocked because you're associated with the most awkward person in the room, and frankly it creeps out the person you're trying to hook up with.
"I was making some real headway with this girl until Jim came over and cockward blocked me. Idiot started talking about his toenail fungus. Who does that?"
Cockward Blocked by linaloki February 14, 2015
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