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where things are awk' but on a tremendous scale. Ushally things so awk can only be done by few people and one of those people are dan Corkil. Good luck too all of his future victims

Corkward -

An awkward moment when you get rejected for sex from a girl, chase after her but realize others are watching you and run in the opposite direction into the shadows

Corkward by LOL @ CORK November 9, 2012

Words you can keep

cockward silence

An awkward silence between two men where one man's masculinity is in question.

When Dave pulled up to my house in a minivan, there was a long cockward silence.

cockward silence by Vinny Porrello January 4, 2008

Related Words

Corkward • cockward • Cockward Blocked • cockward silence • Corktard

cockward

awkward in a sexual way

Damn Chico, that chick is so cockward!

cockward by turnure May 8, 2006

cockward

An awkard situation that surrounds the conversation of a cock.

Nat grabs Brent in the nether regions.

Reid in an unrelated response shouts "Me too" referring to wanting coffee directly following the previous grab.

Brent turns to Reid and says "You want to grab my cock too? That's cockward!"

cockward by brentionary January 26, 2011

cockward

The voluntary or involuntary act of progressing a situation or discussion into a state of awkwardness towards the male reproductive genitalia or “cock”

"Becky, don't bring up his ex-girlfriend in front of her. You're making shit cockward."

cockward by phoshizzle41 November 4, 2009

Cockward

Definitely. 1: something awkward that happens in the genital region,; definition 2: behavior that a created a socially uncomfortable situation emerging from white male privilege.

Oh, did I just mansplain that you. I am sorry! So cockward!
Oh, this phone is propped between my thighs suggestively. COCKWARD!

Cockward by Chicagostylephd June 11, 2018

Cockward Blocked

Being cock blocked because you're associated with the most awkward person in the room, and frankly it creeps out the person you're trying to hook up with.

"I was making some real headway with this girl until Jim came over and cockward blocked me. Idiot started talking about his toenail fungus. Who does that?"

Cockward Blocked by linaloki February 14, 2015

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026