corptard 

A corptard (short for corporate retard) is a person who is employed by a large corporation who quite frankly should not even be employed. This person has the intelligence (intellectual, social, political and emotional) of a brain-damaged hamster. A corptard can be found hiding in all ranks of an organisation. An easy way to identify a corptard in your organisation is through the following behaviours: a) replying all when it is completely unnecessary or inappropriate to do so b) using corporate social media to post things that would even be embarrassing on Facebook c) a very low level of elevator-etiquette and d) wearing strip-club clothing to work.

Did that guy just wish everyone in the organisation a “happy humpday” via social media? What a corptard!

corptard by feluna March 29, 2015

comptarded 

Pronunciation: 'kämp-'tär-d&d
Function: adjective
sometimes offensive : slow or limited in intellectual or emotional development or academic progress regarding technology, computers or the internet

Laura can never get her Yahoo! Messenger to work, she's fundamentally comptarded.

comptarded by Four1Fool August 11, 2004

coptard 

1. A law enforcement officer who exhibits behavior that is characteristic of a human being of below average intelligence.

2. Synonym for cop.

"Man, I can't believe that coptard tried to arrest a dead man for AWDW."

"A SWAT Team full of coptards raided my son's daycare center looking for a crack stash."

coptard by feeriker January 29, 2007

corotard 

One who takes Coricidin HBP (Triple Cs) to get high instead of using a safe alternative.

Don't be a corotard and get killed trying to have fun with Triple Cs. Go to www.Dextroverse.org before you screw up.

corotard by DXM User September 19, 2005

Coretard

Used to define someone who has bought just the Core System for the Xbox 360, and not the hard drive.

"You didn't get the hard drive? You're such a fucking coretard!"

Coretard by Raistlin244 June 11, 2006

corntard

one ear short of a window licker

Danielle cannot cut corn off of cobs...what a corntard!

corntard by Mrs BeaverHausen June 21, 2007

comptard 

Main Entry: 1 comp·tard
Pronunciation: 'kämp-'tärd
Etymology: Modern Engrish, from Middle Haddish or Hadbrew; Middle Spanglish comptarder, from Latin comptardare, from re- + tardus slow
transitive senses
Function: verb
1 : to slow up especially by preventing or hindering advance or accomplishment with one that computes; specifically : a programmable electronic device that can store, retrieve, and process data: CYBER IMPEDE
2 : to delay academic progress by failure to promote
intransitive senses in relation to modern day technology: to undergo technological retardation
synonym see LAMER
antonym see l33t; also : bill gates
- comp·tard·er noun
Function: noun
1 : a comptarded person; also : a person held to resemble a comptarded person in behavior

1 : Karrey doesn't even know how to send images to people over the net, she's a comptard.

2 : Liz is the biggest internet nerd in a 6 state radius; She even criticizes Hadley's misspellings on urbandictionary.com, she's definitely not a comptard.

comptard by Four1Fool August 11, 2004