Coresmoke: (n.) A diminutive individual, often mistaken for a particularly ambitious houseplant due to their surprisingly vertical orientation. Their height is best described as 'compact,' 'brief,' or 'experiencing a significant gravitational pull towards the earth.' Legends speak of Coresmoke's valiant attempts to reach the top shelf, endeavors often ending with a small, yet determined, scramble and a strategically placed stool. Their existence challenges the very notion of 'standing tall,' instead embodying the quiet dignity of a perfectly formed bonsai tree. Despite their limited stature, Coresmoke possesses a booming personality that often overshadows their physical dimensions, leaving onlookers wondering if they've accidentally stumbled into a Lilliputian convention or simply underestimated the power of a truly mighty midget. They are often seen strategically positioned near doorways to avoid being accidentally stepped on, a testament to their survival skills and the enduring challenges of living in a world built for giants. Their preferred method of transportation is a combination of strategically placed boxes and an unwavering determination to conquer any height with the help of a few well-placed friends. In essence, Coresmoke is proof that big things come in small packages, especially if those packages happen to be armed with an exceptionally witty comeback and an uncanny ability to find the perfect step-stool.
That man is a coresmoke
by GMLuna April 8, 2025
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by tdubs May 13, 2005
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person1: There's that guy at work that's always up the boss's asshole. Keep on walking faggot.
person2: Oh, yeah. Mr. Chief Cocksmoke. That guy is a fuckin' complete douchebag. If I ever catch him staring at me again while I'm at work I'll beat his fucking ass.
person2: Oh, yeah. Mr. Chief Cocksmoke. That guy is a fuckin' complete douchebag. If I ever catch him staring at me again while I'm at work I'll beat his fucking ass.
by Jack beats Nimble January 31, 2010
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Get the cocksmoke mug.When something happens that is so stupid and wrong, it goes way beyond simple bullshit. The person responsible is clearly guilty of smoking massive amounts of cock.
by =HPSF=Phoenix November 11, 2009
Get the cocksmokery mug.1. Somewhat derogatory name for a person with a penchant for giving head.
May also be used to describe someone particularly accomplished at it.
2. An insult for someone stupid/irritating/annoying/ (delete as appropriate), also brings the subjects sexuality into question (if male)
May also be used to describe someone particularly accomplished at it.
2. An insult for someone stupid/irritating/annoying/ (delete as appropriate), also brings the subjects sexuality into question (if male)
by Paulo November 17, 2004
Get the cocksmoker mug.1.) One who fully shows the characteristics of a "smoker of cocks". More specifically, the term refers to one who's actions are considered "gay".
In practice, the following conditions could exist
a.) Party in question can figuratively act "gay".
b.) Party in question can literally act "gay".
Though the first scenario is most common, in either case, one can term the party that is acting "gay" as an official cocksmoker. One is not to take this lightly, as this is a harsh insult, but the sheer hilarity of the term may cause for all hostility to be swept under the tide of laughter that whilst ensue.
So dispite what some may say, this term can actually make you friends!
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In practice, the following conditions could exist
a.) Party in question can figuratively act "gay".
b.) Party in question can literally act "gay".
Though the first scenario is most common, in either case, one can term the party that is acting "gay" as an official cocksmoker. One is not to take this lightly, as this is a harsh insult, but the sheer hilarity of the term may cause for all hostility to be swept under the tide of laughter that whilst ensue.
So dispite what some may say, this term can actually make you friends!
enjoy
Josh Homme from Queens of the Stone Age
(in reference to a douche-bag at a concert)
"So next time you see this guy be like, 'Hey cocksmoker, go suck a bag of dicks!'"
(in reference to a douche-bag at a concert)
"So next time you see this guy be like, 'Hey cocksmoker, go suck a bag of dicks!'"
by Sir Nick July 21, 2006
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