cocksmoked
verb-some girl told me that it means "to get hit by something"....by what, i dont know. i think you can draw your own conclusions.
cocksmoked by tdubs May 13, 2005
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Chief Cocksmoke
person1: There's that guy at work that's always up the boss's asshole. Keep on walking faggot.
person2: Oh, yeah. Mr. Chief Cocksmoke. That guy is a fuckin' complete douchebag. If I ever catch him staring at me again while I'm at work I'll beat his fucking ass.
person2: Oh, yeah. Mr. Chief Cocksmoke. That guy is a fuckin' complete douchebag. If I ever catch him staring at me again while I'm at work I'll beat his fucking ass.
Chief Cocksmoke by Jack beats Nimble January 31, 2010
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cocksmokery
When something happens that is so stupid and wrong, it goes way beyond simple bullshit. The person responsible is clearly guilty of smoking massive amounts of cock.
cocksmokery by =HPSF=Phoenix November 11, 2009
cocksmoker
1. Somewhat derogatory name for a person with a penchant for giving head.
May also be used to describe someone particularly accomplished at it.
2. An insult for someone stupid/irritating/annoying/ (delete as appropriate), also brings the subjects sexuality into question (if male)
May also be used to describe someone particularly accomplished at it.
2. An insult for someone stupid/irritating/annoying/ (delete as appropriate), also brings the subjects sexuality into question (if male)
cocksmoker by Paulo November 17, 2004
cocksmoker
1.) One who fully shows the characteristics of a "smoker of cocks". More specifically, the term refers to one who's actions are considered "gay".
In practice, the following conditions could exist
a.) Party in question can figuratively act "gay".
b.) Party in question can literally act "gay".
Though the first scenario is most common, in either case, one can term the party that is acting "gay" as an official cocksmoker. One is not to take this lightly, as this is a harsh insult, but the sheer hilarity of the term may cause for all hostility to be swept under the tide of laughter that whilst ensue.
So dispite what some may say, this term can actually make you friends!
enjoy
In practice, the following conditions could exist
a.) Party in question can figuratively act "gay".
b.) Party in question can literally act "gay".
Though the first scenario is most common, in either case, one can term the party that is acting "gay" as an official cocksmoker. One is not to take this lightly, as this is a harsh insult, but the sheer hilarity of the term may cause for all hostility to be swept under the tide of laughter that whilst ensue.
So dispite what some may say, this term can actually make you friends!
enjoy
Josh Homme from Queens of the Stone Age
(in reference to a douche-bag at a concert)
"So next time you see this guy be like, 'Hey cocksmoker, go suck a bag of dicks!'"
(in reference to a douche-bag at a concert)
"So next time you see this guy be like, 'Hey cocksmoker, go suck a bag of dicks!'"
cocksmoker by Sir Nick July 21, 2006
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cocksmoke by bobbybobobooboo May 30, 2006
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