Cooterpack

A woman wearing a fanny pack backwards, causing her to look ridiculous and possibly older than her actual age.

Look dis' woman wear'n damn cooterpack, don't she know she lookin' like a fool?

by outshimed July 4, 2007

cooterspank

A cooterspank is a person who cums on the ass then licks it off and spits it in the girls mouth.

Wooow Riley is such a cooterspank he really knows how to lick and spite

by Trevor hodgiz March 1, 2018

cootercake

The unpleasant residue that builds up in a vagina caused by the absence of routine vaginal cleansing after sex.

The man refused to go down on his wife due to her cootercake.

by Vickdachick February 13, 2007

Cooterneck

Can be used to define a person or object in any connotation with which they could be described as idiotic, dumb, ridiculous or goofy, etc

Brad got arrested for indecent exposure, what a cooterneck.

Brad’s friend Chad l, being a cooterneck, tried to sneak Brad out of the cop car.

That cooterneck clapped when the airplane landed.

by Layonupinthere October 28, 2018

Cooterspicket

Its a dirty used tampon.

Girl: Hey <derp> I started my period....

Boy: Ewww.... get away from me with your cooterspicket vagina....

by FlutterNiggah August 23, 2011

Cootergawk

A male who suddenly approaches unsuspecting women in a public places to follow and observe them in order to achieve self satisfaction. Often wears sunglasses and pretends to talk on telephone as not to be caught.

Greg stopped working so he could cootergawk several women walking to the bathroom.

by FDOT May 18, 2016

cooterbacon

1. The flabby and excess skin* between the vagina lips. It has no feeling, and often tastes really salty and pisslike.

2. The type of vagina that many people do not like.

*Note: The excess skin does indeed resemble uncooked, or raw bacon.

That girl over there, I got with her at this rockin' party, but she had a pound of cooterbacon!

by M4ttttttt March 24, 2007