cooterpac

n. an individual that is from a very rural background that displays the behavior of an idividual from the inner city: derived from the name of a foamous rapper and a famous mechanic.

Man, that redneck wigger sure is a cooterpac.

by jay wolf April 11, 2004

Cooterade

A frothy yet smooth and refreshing sports drink made from the by-products of lesbian sex. Delicious?

Do you want your white wings?
No I am too tired.
Here have some cooterade.
Thanks! I'm good to go!

by Ron Swanson? February 22, 2014

CooterScooter

This term refers to the mobility scooters used primarily by the elderly and handicapped.

Larger stores have them available for shopper's convenience and while intended for those in need, they're occasionally used by able-bodied numbskull kids for entertainment.

The usage of "cooter" in this definition is derived from the word "coot," referring to an elderly person.

"Hey dude, let's go ride the CooterScooters."

by Steve & Sarah's Dad:) July 11, 2017

Camp Hill Cooterpillar

Upon climaxing from vaginal intercourse, the male promptly removes his furry, unshaven phallus from the referenced "cooter," and proceeds to slide it up between his female partner's mammaries, as she engages in fellatio to clean off their combined juices. Please note that this act requires several months of pubic hair growth and may result in the need for a toothpick to remove clumps of hair from between the woman's teeth.

Following a wild night with Eunice, Arliss the Cave Man ended their encounter with a Camp Hill Cooterpillar. Eunice couldn't shake the taste of his man-hair for weeks.

by J.J. Jingleheimerschmidt March 1, 2009

Cooterlice420

A Tiktok star that is famously known for her outstanding good looks and funniest videos on the app.

Cooterlice420 is so funny and cool and has so much swag

by stinky.little.rat October 6, 2020

cooterscootch

A less-than-genteel description of what a female dog does when it drags its netherquarters across the carpet due to some form of rectal discomfort. Also, used as a perjorative.

Goddamn, but Ol' Daisy's takin' a cooterscootch on my good rug.

OR

Get off me, cooterscootch.

by Joe Ravata July 9, 2010

cooterfall

When a girl scooches up and leans with her legs open toward the faucet in the shower and turns the water on, creating an awesome feeling in the whole cooter region. Combines "waterfall + "cooter," and is often first discovered by younger girls in their baths.

"I was really horny when I was a kid, so I ran a cooterfall until I had a cootergasm."

by Programming Sapien April 3, 2015