cootercake

The unpleasant residue that builds up in a vagina caused by the absence of routine vaginal cleansing after sex.

The man refused to go down on his wife due to her cootercake.

by Vickdachick February 13, 2007

Cooterade

A frothy yet smooth and refreshing sports drink made from the by-products of lesbian sex. Delicious?

Do you want your white wings?
No I am too tired.
Here have some cooterade.
Thanks! I'm good to go!

by Ron Swanson? February 22, 2014

cooterwaxer

A profession involving the removal of cooter hair from ones cooter. Synonymous with "beaver waxer."

"That damn cooterwaxer at Super Cuts only waxed half my cooter and now Ricky will only lick one side of it."

by Becky Orr August 4, 2004

hootercake

A person that is pretty but dumb

She is a hootercake

by i made this 0020 May 20, 2018