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A frothy yet smooth and refreshing sports drink made from the by-products of lesbian sex. Delicious?
Do you want your white wings?
No I am too tired.
Here have some cooterade.
Thanks! I'm good to go!
Cooterade by Ron Swanson? February 22, 2014
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cooterwaxer

A profession involving the removal of cooter hair from ones cooter. Synonymous with "beaver waxer."
"That damn cooterwaxer at Super Cuts only waxed half my cooter and now Ricky will only lick one side of it."
cooterwaxer by Becky Orr August 4, 2004

hootercake

A person that is pretty but dumb
She is a hootercake