cooterbacon

1. The flabby and excess skin* between the vagina lips. It has no feeling, and often tastes really salty and pisslike.

2. The type of vagina that many people do not like.

*Note: The excess skin does indeed resemble uncooked, or raw bacon.

That girl over there, I got with her at this rockin' party, but she had a pound of cooterbacon!

by M4ttttttt March 24, 2007

cooterbacon

A grotesque-looking flab of skin in the vaginal area that is commonly believed to resemble a piece of uncooked bacon.

Melanie has to have about four pounds of cooterbacon on her vagina.

by Kellie Truong December 16, 2008

cooter bacon

Slang for abnormally large labia

Not quite meat curtains but cooter bacon to be sure.

by daredevil99 March 13, 2010

cooterwagon

Dirts that have to get in their car "dukes of hazzard" style at the gas station after buying cigarettes for a friend that tried but was too young!

Tonya had to cooterwagon quickly at the Crawfordsville Shell station.

by natalie sloan March 7, 2005

cooterback

A person, sometimes athletic, who is promiscuously sexual.
Derived from the term "quarterback."

Five girls in one week? Homeboy is an all-star cooterback!

by Trey el Jefe April 18, 2008

cooterbonked

When you stretch the labia so far and fit your balls inside and bounce around till you ejaculate screaming I bonked ya

Wanna bonk? Let’s “bonk “

I love getting cooterbonked.

What’s that?

Read above.

by Bonkedintheheadasachild November 26, 2024