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cootercake 

The unpleasant residue that builds up in a vagina caused by the absence of routine vaginal cleansing after sex.
The man refused to go down on his wife due to her cootercake.
cootercake by Vickdachick February 13, 2007
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Cootergating 

The equivalent to a cock-block but used to describe the act of a female preventing another female from getting her cooter serviced
I thought they were my best friends, but at the beach party they kept cootergating me!
Cootergating by El Drageon Jr. November 10, 2012

Cooterpack

A woman wearing a fanny pack backwards, causing her to look ridiculous and possibly older than her actual age.
Look dis' woman wear'n damn cooterpack, don't she know she lookin' like a fool?
Cooterpack by outshimed July 4, 2007

cooterback 

A person, sometimes athletic, who is promiscuously sexual.
Derived from the term "quarterback."
Five girls in one week? Homeboy is an all-star cooterback!
cooterback by Trey el Jefe April 18, 2008

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
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Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
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