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cooterslant 

a cooter thts slanted... a slanted pussy ({\})
Kenny: aww man she was sooo hot until..
Josh: til when?
Kenny: till she showed me her pussy.. it was fuckin tilted
Josh: THAT BITCH GOT THE COOTERSLANT
cooterslant by bLiTz07 December 20, 2007

Cooterspicket 

Girl: Hey <derp> I started my period....

Boy: Ewww.... get away from me with your cooterspicket vagina....
Cooterspicket by FlutterNiggah August 23, 2011

Cooterpack

A woman wearing a fanny pack backwards, causing her to look ridiculous and possibly older than her actual age.
Look dis' woman wear'n damn cooterpack, don't she know she lookin' like a fool?
Cooterpack by outshimed July 4, 2007

cootersmack 

the act of two or more women rubbing their pussies together
yo mane look at those bitches cootersmackin, its hot
cootersmack by ihateniggas July 26, 2007

Cooterspackle 

Looks like jennifer is gonna shit out another kid. If her husband keeps pouring the cooterspackle to her, her uterus is gonna fall out
Cooterspackle by Stony hardwick November 14, 2021

cooterstank 

The nasty fishy aroma that some women emit from their crotch area. Often occurs with women living in trailer parks, those with poor hygiene, or morbidly obese women.
Dude she has the worst cooterstank in the world, I thought somebody opened a can of tuna.
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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