When someone has cooties and herpes.
Ted has coopes. They can be spread by touching him.
by Sarah May 23, 2004
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To be prepared for the days job at hand and receive a call redirecting you to a completely different job, and or task in which you are not prepared for. Odds are this will start a chain of events which can not be avoided. Ending with a unproductive day
I just set up for the day and now i just been Cooped.
by Mr Magoe September 12, 2014
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no homo. or saying that u dont wana do anything homo. u didnt mean that in a gay way.
"aye bruh, u got sum nice eyes...."
"what?"
"yea, u got some nice eyes...but no coop tho."
"oh, thanks man...thought u was been gay."
by unnsiffysiffy February 17, 2010
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A coffee poop.

While originally thought to by synonymous with moop, it is clear that not all moops are the result of coffee and not all coffee is consumed in the morning.
4 cups of coffee puts me in the bathroom all morning with a terrible case of the coop.
by Jerktart October 18, 2011
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One of those cool kids who everyone is kinda afraid of, but he's really the man. In short, no one is better.
Man, I'm jealous of Dan. He's such a coop and all the girls want him.
by Corey M. Vickford December 7, 2004
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Coop is a word meaning Cool and hot, typically used in Edinburgh, often among the youth
That Robyn, she's really coop, and she's a dying light mega sweat
by Fwood07 September 6, 2021
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The act of masturbating into an inside-out sandwich bag, often times using spit as lubrication.
It is critical that the sandwich bag is inside-out in order to prevent the process known as "seam chafing."
This act is generally performed simultaneously with light anal exploration, such as a finger in the anus.
Guy 1: "So I walked in on my roommate the other night Cooping in the living room."

Guy 2: "In the living room?"

Guy 1: "Yes, right in the middle of the living room. I'm scarred for life."
by BoomRoasted September 4, 2012
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