Coonzy

The brown hair around your butthole

There was a dingleberry stuck in my coonzy

by Osama Bin alalalalalalal Laden May 26, 2011

coonyie

Complete opposite to dardy.

J: Oi thats dardy
B: nah bro thats coonyie

Thats coonyie I thought it was going to be cool but its coonyie

by Îț'š mê ķħůżž November 23, 2016

Cooney'd

When you are so drunk, that you pass out at 3:00 in the after noon hugging the porcelin. Usually being Cooney'd involves a foam filled mouth and a face filled with tears. Dry heaving may be a side effect, but that is if and only if you are completly Cooney'd.

Brandon drank a shit ton of Natty Light because we kept making him bong 2-3 beers at a time. He got totally cooney'd and he almost died.

by The Cooney Train April 25, 2010

coonz

multiple black people.
meant to be insulting.

look at dem coonz down yonder
oh my the coonz are gonna get us son.
im gonna have to kill some coonz.

by hellisfun January 27, 2009

Mayson Cooney

Mayson Cooney is a girl that lives in the trees with stoner goblins in the forests of New Zealand. Mayson Cooney is proof that god exists. Mayson Cooney is beyond cool. She sits in the trees and smokes out the goblins. She got a Masters degree from Auckland University as a Marijuana Farmer. She asked for cheez its but The Goblins gave her a magical potion and instead starts to hallucinate. She can sometimes be found next to the Giant Rock dropping acid with the fairies. Her morning begins by taking a bong rip from Chads rasta bong and then when she gets the munchies she calls jesus on the phone to get a pizza delivered. Jesus shows up with a holy pizza and smokes her out with some purple kush from yucca valley.

Yo Mayson Cooney where the weed at? Lets get high

by chad likes muscle cars June 24, 2014

cooney

Minnesota term - in noun form usually referring to an inbred ear biter with a snarfing problem. As a verb it describes drooling on one's self and/or attempting to bite one's own ear.

Noun: Man, Jesse's gotta lay off the booze, he's turning into a cooney.

Verb: Look at that kid sitting in the corner cooneying... someone tell him he'll never be able to bite his own ear.

by Meesta Mosha October 3, 2007

Coonay

A polite way of saying Vagina.

Boy: can I see your Coonay?
Girl: Yeah

by CoonayBear January 2, 2011