Cooney'd

When you are so drunk, that you pass out at 3:00 in the after noon hugging the porcelin. Usually being Cooney'd involves a foam filled mouth and a face filled with tears. Dry heaving may be a side effect, but that is if and only if you are completly Cooney'd.

Brandon drank a shit ton of Natty Light because we kept making him bong 2-3 beers at a time. He got totally cooney'd and he almost died.

Cooney'd by The Cooney Train April 25, 2010

Cooley'd 

To be Cooley'd is when someone's actions or lack of action cause's a monumental amount of grief for you & others.
This is mostly achieved by doing half of the task at hand then palming it off to someone else to do.
It can also be achieved by one person consistently badgering you with stupid shit that they can do themselves.

Mostly the person who has Cooley'd you will be unaware that they have done it.

I rang Tom about the order and he told me Graham has it. I rang Graham to find out what was going on. It turns out Graham did half of it, then hand balled it to someone else. Oh shit, I've been Cooley'd.

Cooley'd by Maverick77 December 8, 2010

cooney dog 

The act of rubbing your dirty bare ass on almost anything. Likely targets are, your college room mate's sheets or pillow, an ex-girlfriend's or ex-wife's hair brush, someone else's body (you have to do this one quickly).

Your ass could dirty from a good sweaty workout or a particularly nasty shit. Either one works.

After playing 2 hours of basket ball the guys were sitting around watching TV. Before he knew what happened I dropped my drawers and slid my bare ass down his whole thigh.
That was a nasty cooney dog.

cooney dog by A_-_A February 17, 2008

Coney Dog 

A girl with B.O.

Last night I was with a girl that smelled like a Coney Dog!

Coney Dog by Wandman April 3, 2015

coney dog 

pooping of a girls chest and the tit humping her in the breast area.

Josh and his mom

coney dog by Ryan Smith April 15, 2003

Cincinnati Coney Dog 

When you’re cuddling with your girl and she sharts all over your cock.

“we were chillin and she did the Cincinnati Coney Dog, got chili all over my cheese-dog.”

Cincinnati Coney Dog by gtomcsik October 9, 2020

Aunt Flo's Coney Dog 

having sex while the female is on her menstrual cycle and then sticking your penis between her breasts.

Jim gave Sally an aunt flo's coney dog last night.

Aunt Flo's Coney Dog by Al Bogus May 28, 2009