Cooncil

Scottish slang for "council coke"

cocaine that is cheap and nasty

Mate I'm skint this weekend, it looks like I'm on the cooncil.

by l.salvona September 12, 2016

cooncil

'Cooncil' is used mainly in Scotland, and is a nickname given to cheap cocaine, usually found in council estates, being used by neds

Ye sniff cooncil ya radge

by Glesga August 3, 2016

Cooncil Sook

A blowjob behind the bins.

"Yon growler fae''The Port oh Leith" gave me a rare Cooncil Sook while ah chundered ma load.

by Gregosian November 29, 2016

Cooncil meat

Regular British woman in her 20’s covered in fillers and fake tan, holidays in Marbs & Dubai. Normally dates a dealer with a Range Rover on pcp and keeps him hidden on social media. Rough as they come under the plastic face and behind the social media persona. Often refers themselves as a MUA or asthetics nurse

Check out Shona- Kate over there, hanging with the Botox, proper cooncil meat that one

by Cooncilman December 9, 2025