cooncil

'Cooncil' is used mainly in Scotland, and is a nickname given to cheap cocaine, usually found in council estates, being used by neds

Ye sniff cooncil ya radge

by Glesga August 3, 2016

Cooncil

Scottish slang for "council coke"

cocaine that is cheap and nasty

Mate I'm skint this weekend, it looks like I'm on the cooncil.

by l.salvona September 12, 2016

Cooncil Sook

A blowjob behind the bins.

"Yon growler fae''The Port oh Leith" gave me a rare Cooncil Sook while ah chundered ma load.

by Gregosian November 29, 2016

Cooncil meat

Regular British woman in her 20’s covered in fillers and fake tan, holidays in Marbs & Dubai. Normally dates a dealer with a Range Rover on pcp and keeps him hidden on social media. Rough as they come under the plastic face and behind the social media persona. Often refers themselves as a MUA or asthetics nurse

Check out Shona- Kate over there, hanging with the Botox, proper cooncil meat that one

by Cooncilman December 9, 2025

Council Of Water-sheep

A council consisting of three Minecraft sheep that praise the almighty Water-sheep whom was taken from the world by the Leader of the 9 year old army!

The three sheep must reside in a well inside a church for the guidance to direct you in the right place.

"i shall go to the council of water-sheep to seek guidance"

by Ppsdickdestroyer August 14, 2019

Yer maw punts coonsil

Scottish insult: "your mother is a drug dealer"

Counterpart to "yer da sells avon". Often used in verbal attacks, can also be used in retaliation to previous insult.

Yer = your
Maw = mother
Punt = sell/offload
Coonsil = council; cheap, very low quality drugs (usually cocaine) typically prepared in someone's kitchen/basement

See also: yer da sells the avon

"Awa talk shite, yer da sells avon ya roaster"

"Aye well yer maw punts coonsil n aw, prick"

"Cunt"

by purefanny565 February 3, 2017

Council Princess

A girl who lives with benefits&fed by council.
She always wears the shiny glittering dresses but still looks cheap however she is a princess!
You can see her around your house talkin on the phone,show off her clothes to the random people,gossiping with her otherhalf..

*--I went to shopping today,look how is my dress?

---Waow it's cool!buuuut is it just a bit looks vulgar ha?How much did you pay for it?

*--Really? it's just £10 it's nothin girl !

---Nice..But don't wear it around here,otherwise you would seem like a Council Princess blabla......

by hsktr January 6, 2011