Cookiebot

An elder. A sage. One so deep into their psyche that they're forced to slow down their way of speaking so others can keep up. A genius by default.

I apologize, elder Cookiebot. Please forgive me and spread your wisdom.

by hasaikv5 April 14, 2024

Cookiemonsteratropicaphobia

Somehow, somewhere...in a rainforest...Cookie Monster is watching you

If you have that creepy sence that a cookie obsessed blue Seseme Street character is watching you while you are in the rain forest, you have Cookiemonsteratropicaphobia.

by TEEHEE MEH ROFLNESS October 20, 2010

Cookiebook

A social networking website created by the Cookie Monster.

"I found my wife on Cookiebook.com/findawifenow"

by bigernig November 26, 2011

cookiebuddy

Someone special
A best friend
Someone you can talk about cookies with
Someone with whom you'd like to share the pleasure of eating cookies

If there is someone you would like to eat a cookie with, he or she will surely become your cookiebuddy^^

by Tendai Chateau March 8, 2008

Cookieboner

An explosive attraction/need for a cookie.

Bro 1: I love cookies straight out of the oven, like when they're slightly gooey in the center and the chocolate is all melty...

Bro 2: Oh my god bro, you're giving me the HUGEST cookieboner right now!

by God Hand November 23, 2011

Cookieookieitus

Being afraid of any cookie unless it was made by grandma.

Did you hear about that kid at school that was diagnosed with Cookieookieitus, Apparently he was terrorized by a bunch of normal cookies during lunch.

by problemlemon September 27, 2017

cookiebater

One who prefers to masturbate while eating cookies.

What's with all of these empty tissue boxes and cookie crumbs?

Oh that's just Garrett. He's a cookiebater.

by jcssurf October 27, 2008