Cookieboner 

An explosive attraction/need for a cookie.

Bro 1: I love cookies straight out of the oven, like when they're slightly gooey in the center and the chocolate is all melty...

Bro 2: Oh my god bro, you're giving me the HUGEST cookieboner right now!

Cookieboner by God Hand November 23, 2011

cookie boner

When food looks so good that you get excited

Girl: This mall has a Mrs. Fields...I can smell it

Boy: Damn, I've got a cookie boner!

cookie boner by bigphatlauren June 29, 2009

cookiebater

One who prefers to masturbate while eating cookies.

What's with all of these empty tissue boxes and cookie crumbs?

Oh that's just Garrett. He's a cookiebater.

cookiebater by jcssurf October 27, 2008

Cokeboner 

An erection achieved after snorting alot of Cocaine.

Dude, that eightball of cocaine totally gave me a massive cokeboner. I swear to god boyscouts could sleep under the tent iam pitching!

Cokeboner by S.H.A.G.G.Y December 11, 2009

cookie boner

when ur pp looks long but its as soft as a cookie out of the oven

my dads pp was a cookie boner

cookie boner by periodwithtrans January 25, 2023