CookieMan7 

A person who offer's to suck your dick but always bite's your pecker the second you start cumming in his mouth.

I was letting old boy suck my big old fat juicy thick vascular wonderful beautiful amazing mystical magical magnificent seven pound pecker and he pulled a CookieMan7 and bit my dick the second I started squirtsings my cum wads in his mouth.

CookieMan7 by Toastyload December 18, 2021

Cookiehandjob 

When the the dude in the passenger seat is getting a handjob where the driver pretends the passengers dick is the stick shift knob.

Mon, Ty was uncontrollably slobbering and I even saw him begging strangers for their newborn babys milk after his bi-weekly cookiehandjob playtime.

Cookiehandjob by Ranchgirls November 28, 2020

Cookiemonsteratropicaphobia 

Somehow, somewhere...in a rainforest...Cookie Monster is watching you

If you have that creepy sence that a cookie obsessed blue Seseme Street character is watching you while you are in the rain forest, you have Cookiemonsteratropicaphobia.

Cookiemonsteratropicaphobia by TEEHEE MEH ROFLNESS October 20, 2010

Cookieman’s ass cheeks 

a gift from the gods

Cookieman’s ass cheeks sure love to come out during uno

Cookieman’s ass cheeks by Cookieman’s ass cheeks March 22, 2022

Cookieman’s fat ass 

Fun for the whole family, Kids are welcome as well

Dam Cookieman’s fat ass was so fun my kids loved it

Cookieman’s fat ass by Cookieman’s ass cheeks March 28, 2022

cookieangelgacha 

A Gachatuber so little its sad

CookieAngelGacha is underated

cookieangelgacha by CookieAngelGacha October 26, 2020

Cookiepants 

A state in which someone is so wasted that there's a chance that they might lose control of all bodily functions - usually in or on their pants. Often replaced by the emoji 🍪👖

Its's only 10:00, I can't believe that O'Shea is cookiepants already

Cookiepants by Karnsey August 31, 2018