1 definition by Karnsey

A state in which someone is so wasted that there's a chance that they might lose control of all bodily functions - usually in or on their pants. Often replaced by the emoji 🍪👖
Its's only 10:00, I can't believe that O'Shea is cookiepants already
by Karnsey August 31, 2018
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