Cookiepants
A state in which someone is so wasted that there's a chance that they might lose control of all bodily functions - usually in or on their pants. Often replaced by the emoji 🍪👖
Cookiepants by Karnsey August 31, 2018
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Cookie Pants
the pants you wear before consuming mass amounts of cookies to allow for the stomach to expand rappidly. Often brightly colored and extremely ugly.
*not to be confused with thanksgiving pants
*not to be confused with thanksgiving pants
Oh my gawd, Dera ate so many cookies she passed out on the kitchen floor again. Good thing she had on her cookie pants.
Cookie Pants by Jessi & Berott January 30, 2009
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Cookie Pants
Usually sweats or lose fitting pants that are used to eat cookies or any other types of fatty foods. Usually used for females when they are feeling lazy, PMS, have unexplanable cravings or breakups.
Cookie Pants by vericarolchellyjess April 23, 2011
Cookie Pants
When you heavily shit yourself and the outline of the load looks like you’re attempting to smuggle a bunch of cookies in your pants
Cookie Pants by HandBallWizard April 23, 2026
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