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Cookieman’s ass cheeks 

a gift from the gods
Cookieman’s ass cheeks sure love to come out during uno

Cookieman’s fat ass 

Dam Cookieman’s fat ass was so fun my kids loved it

cookiebater

One who prefers to masturbate while eating cookies.
What's with all of these empty tissue boxes and cookie crumbs?

Oh that's just Garrett. He's a cookiebater.
cookiebater by jcssurf October 27, 2008

CookieGamerOK 

CookieGamerOK is a when a person likes to commit war crimes, and doesn't care when he does it
That man is a CookieGamerOK, he has committed several war crimes.

cookiecake 

A guy with cuteness of EPIC proportions.

You know how sometimes you'll see a guy and he won't be like off the bat sexy but he's seriously cute and every time you see him you just can't help but to smile, yup :) Two delicious things rolled into one: cookies and cake, yum!
Friend 1: wow so who's the new guy?
Friend 2: idk, but total cookiecake.
cookiecake by Ellarina August 30, 2010

cookiemafia 

best damn organization in the world who will kick your ass in a heart beat like a family
man i dont want to mess with the cookiemafia i will get murdered

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i wish i was in the cookiemafia -sob-
cookiemafia by Godcookie December 18, 2007