Coocheeks

When a womans labia majora are so chubby, they appear almost as a set of cheeks to the vagina.

Friend 1: damnnnnn check this picture out, this girls coochie is so PHAT
Friend 2: duuuude holy shit look at her coocheeks
Friend 1: her what?
Friend 2: her coochie is so fat it looks like it has cheeks

by Sum22 November 29, 2021

coochiestank

A flavor of ice cream in which every topping has been added and it is no longing edible, resembling a stanky coochie.

Yo Zahid, you getting that coochiestank for dessert tonight?

by alienpusspuss September 21, 2019

Coochiesaurus-Rex

A big dirty monster skankface hoe; a prostitute. Derived from the song "Coochie Shorts."

Random guy 1: Man, that Coochiesaurus-Rex was at your house last night.

Random guy 2: That wasn't a Coochiesaurus-Rex that was my sister!!

Random guy 2's sister: Well you didn't say I was a Coochiesaurus-Rex last night!

Random guy 1: Oh snap! That was you?!?

by AJ369 May 2, 2009

coochense

when something makes you so uncomfortable that your coochie tenses up!

Person A: did you see that meme that sam sent in the group chat?
Person B: yes omg it made me so coochense

by whenlifegivesyoulemons1014 November 29, 2020

Croom A Coochee

The small community that not very many people want to visit just ten minutes south of Bushnell. The only way to get to houses here are on the numerous dirt roads and through woods. Hunting plays a large part in this community and you made find people down at Silver Lake or the Withlacoochee River, swimming away from alligators. Croom a Coochee is centered around the "Country Store": a rundown gas station with two pumps and expensive cigarettes and beer. It's customers include a variety of rednecks, drug dealers and crack addicts. You learn about the entire "town" on the bulletin board where you can find your next exotic pet such as a chicken or horse. Croomite is a common term for those who live here. You can often find everyone walking around with black feet as most people don't wear shoes. Beware of the cop that sits in the same exact spot every day and thinks he can pull you over for speeding through the 30mph speed zone. Don't forget about the blonde headed kids who ride their bikes on seven bend road every day. You're likely to hit one while driving by. Never go out at night or you may possibly be raped, shot, or some crack addict lady with no bra on and a mini skirt may ask you for some drugs. Gotta love to live in Croom A Coochee.

Boy: Where do you live at?
Girl: Croom A Coochee.
Boy: Oh god, you're a Croomite. God bless your soul.
Girl: Yeah, come visit me and see if you make it out alive.
Boy: No thanks.

by croomite4lyfe November 2, 2011

coochee

snatch,pussy,cunt,shaky pudding,honey hole whatever

Jessica,give me some coochee...........Please. I like your choochee I mean coochee, got to have some, I need some right now.

by Jerry February 25, 2004

coochense

when something makes you really uncomfortable, and your coochie tenses up!

person 1: did you see the group chat?
person 2: yes omg the message trixie sent made me so coochense!

by wellwhenlifegivesyoulemons November 19, 2020