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Virginia cheesesteak
When you get a blow job from Virginia her teeth are so crooked and sharp they cut ur shit like a cheesesteak and the crud off her teeth oozes off and makes the cheese filling
I stuck my dick into a blender and through in some sharp cheese and it still wasn’t as fucked as her teeth
Nothing’s like a Virginia cheesesteak
Nothing’s like a Virginia cheesesteak
Virginia cheesesteak by Cheesyps August 28, 2019
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Unchucky Cheesestring
Synonym for ‘unlucky’ or ‘hard luck’. Commonly used in a context where someone is in an extremely unlucky situation
Elaine: ‘I pay €10,000 in school fees every year and you failed for the 2nd time (*starts crying)
Byrnie: ‘Oh shit, Unchucky Cheesestring Mom’
Byrnie: ‘Oh shit, Unchucky Cheesestring Mom’
Unchucky Cheesestring by Byrnie Sr. June 18, 2018
cheesestache
A patchy and poorly-developed mustache, typically sported by young guys who aren't quite done with puberty. Looks best with a mullet and, if available, a bitchin' Camaro. A common fashion choice for young redneck males.
cheesestache by jiangyingzi April 30, 2008
philly cheesesteak challenge
A competition by mainly high school students in the Washington D.C. area. The challenge is to leave your school in the beginning of the school day, drive to Philadelphia, buy a philly cheesesteak, and make it back to your high school by the time school ends. You then must present the philly cheesesteak as proof that you successfully completed the challenge and a photo of yourself in Philadelphia buying the cheesesteak as well.
Tom: Hey Ben I'm skipping out first period tomorrow you wanna come?
Ben: What are you doing?
Tom: The Philly cheesesteak challenge
Ben: Sweet I'm in
Ben: What are you doing?
Tom: The Philly cheesesteak challenge
Ben: Sweet I'm in
philly cheesesteak challenge by cheesesteaker August 23, 2006
Canadian Cheesesteak
A rare Canadian delicacy made by spreading Cheez Whiz (or any like processed cheese spread/aerosol cheese spray) into the crevice of a Canadian stripper's pressed labias. Typically it is consumed immediately after preparation, before expulsion from the Champagne Room occurs.
Shit-faced and starving, Jim became crestfallen when he discovered the Foxxx Hole's vending machine was completely devoid of nourishment, the only item remaining being tampons. Fortunately, Jim remembered the emergency jar of Cheez Whiz he kept in his coat's inside pocket, and, after giving Caprice his last $20, was able to satisfy his hunger with a fresh, juicy, dripping Canadian Cheesesteak, bean sprouts on the side.
Canadian Cheesesteak by Corey McCutcheon May 22, 2008
Cheesesteak Charlie
In preparation for oral sex, the man will place a hot dog bun or torpedo roll around his penis and places cheese on top (this cheese preparation be it melted or Cheeze-Wiz is based solely on personal preference). The woman or man now precedes to perform oral sex while tasting the deliciousness of the food around it.
My girlfriend and I was enjoying my Cheesesteak Charlie, but then she bit down and I yelled, "Ouch! You bit my Charlie! It hurts!"
Cheesesteak Charlie by The Good Sexers July 17, 2009
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