Convergmas is unwillingly celebrated by thousands of Convergys employees each year on December 25th. Instead of opening presents and enjoying time with their family, many Convergys employees celebrate their bastardized version of Christmas answering phones, crying in the bathroom, and getting wallaced.
A person who deliberately or negligently posts a serious comment on a once humorous thread, and by this action, kills the conversation for all involved.
P1 - ungrateful gigantic geese, eat your own kind.
P2 - bahahahaha!! you ignorant anorexic beetle!!
P1 - well you're a selfish over-sized moth fool, the crazy goose tried to kill me!!
P2 - I'm sure its not the first thing that's tried to kill you.
When your favorite band or bands have announced they are going to play a show in your area and you tweet, facebook or text with orgasmic enthusiasm your plans to go see them.
OMG the Jonas Brothers are coming to town next month! I am going to be first in line OMGOMG O M G! Im having a Concertgasm!
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!