Convergmas 

Convergmas is unwillingly celebrated by thousands of Convergys employees each year on December 25th. Instead of opening presents and enjoying time with their family, many Convergys employees celebrate their bastardized version of Christmas answering phones, crying in the bathroom, and getting wallaced.

Fuck, look at my schedule. I'll be celebrating Convergmas this year.

Convergmas by /\gent I)eepshit December 31, 2004

conversashit 

When two or more individuals have a conversation from stall to stall.

Dude, I just had the funnies conversashit with John!

conversashit by nontypicalmale December 9, 2008

Conversassin 

A person who deliberately or negligently posts a serious comment on a once humorous thread, and by this action, kills the conversation for all involved.

P1 - ungrateful gigantic geese, eat your own kind.
P2 - bahahahaha!! you ignorant anorexic beetle!!
P1 - well you're a selfish over-sized moth fool, the crazy goose tried to kill me!!
P2 - I'm sure its not the first thing that's tried to kill you.

P3 - I tried to kill myself once.

P1 - (damn conversassin!)

Conversassin by zmast3r April 4, 2010

concertmaster 

The principal member of the first violin section; generally the most skilled violinist in any given orchestra. While technically only in charge of the first violin section, they often make executive decisions in regard to bowings and phrasing for the entire orchestra. They especially enjoy lording over the second violin section.

A great source of insecurity and angst for all concertmasters is the fact that they just weren't good enough to make it as soloists. Their oversized egos to compensate for the fact that they're really just failures inside, always looking up at what could have been if their playing was better.

While the term 'concertmaster' is generally seen as gender-neutral, the term concertmistress is occasionally used for females occupying this role.

Principal second violin: Hey, I heard they filled the concertmaster's spot with someone other than you. What do you know about this guy?

Assistant concertmaster: I heard from a mutual friend at Eastman that he hates his life because he went to Juilliard thinking he was actually going to come out a soloist. Instead, he ended up here, haha!

Principal second violin: No shocker there, but that means he's probably an arrogant, butthurt prima donna who's going to totally suck as a stand partner. I'm so sorry for you!

concertmaster by Che Criollo May 6, 2020

concertmaster 

Violinist who directs the violin section of an orchestra and plays solos in the absence of a soloist. Known for having the best skills and loudest violin. Must be arrogant with a large ego, otherwise will feel threatened by other members of violin section.
A female is known as a concertmistress

The concertmaster think's he's the shit. That's why he's the concertmaster.

concertmaster by alexisnot January 6, 2008

Convergasm 

Said of an extremely interesting conversation. Applied in various situation where the conversation is stimulating and can be used with many of them.

I met a person last night and we had a fantastic convergasm.

This phone call was a real convergasm.

Convergasm by Martin Charlebois August 25, 2008

Convergeys

An "Organization" which presents itself as a solution to the world's Billing/Customer Care Company needs.

Just look at there motto: "Convergys helps you follow the first rule of business: Take care of your customers or your competitors will."

This evil empire is the #1 reason for a Better Buisness Bureau. Not only do they claim to up the bottom dollar of a company who hires them, they do it. Of course at the expense of the employee. Starting with hiring students who will work for less, then the long hours 3 am to all night. Followed by a flawed tracking system which forces bad stats unless you actually have a phone wired into your head. (Don't try this at home) And if that isn't enough at during weakly meetings at least one dumass on every "team" will have so much complainnig to do they may as well write a book.

Leroy: are you going to quit school Billy?

Billy: Of course why wouldn't I ?

Leroy: Convergys !

Convergeys by Foug January 13, 2005