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Colfergasm 

An orgasm from Chris Colfer because of how hot and amazing and sexy he is.
Chris Colfer: *Does single ladies dance*
Person: Wow... I just had a Colfergasm
Colfergasm by KlainesBowties August 9, 2012
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coffeegasm 

An orgasmic feeling brought on by consuming terrific coffee, which leaves one weak in the knees, reeling from the shock of it, and wanting so much more.
Oh, Oh dear, Kathleen, this coffee is fantastic, I may have just had a coffeegasm.

It is still under debate as to whether or not coffeegasms can be faked.
coffeegasm by James Switzer January 8, 2009
Related Words
1. a rainbow.
2. an amazing combination of colors that makes you orgasm
dude, look at that colorgasm in the sky.
did you see what Frank was wearing? it was giving me some major colorgasms.
that painting is colorgasmic.
colorgasm by bobthehitmandole October 15, 2009
The act of being totally aroused by the album "Colors."
"I just had the most explosive colorgasm everrrrrrr. Tommy Rogers does it to me everyyy timeeeeee."

"Oh my god... I just had an intense colorgasm after listening to it. I jizzed in my pants... Twice..."
Colorgasm by Manna Van Karren February 12, 2009

Colegasm 

Colegasm refers to the explosion of semen, blood, and flesh uttered from the male reproductive system after ejaculation. In order for one to reach "Colegasm" stage, one must first use acupuncture in the foreskin of the penis via needles. Then one's partner must tie a sturdy know on the trunk of the penis to cut off all blood flow, creating pressure and colors such as variations of blue or purple. The partner then finishes the job via oral sex or other acts of intamacy until one is in the need of ejaculation. When in the course of ejaculation, semen builds up in the penis adding immense pressure. The last needed step is for the parter to strike down, with either foot or tool, on the blood riddled penis. The explosion that occurs has the force of a five pound plastic explosive. The partner may want to stand over twenty feet away to avoid flying pieces of flesh. Then one knows he has achieved a "Colegasm". This experience is noted as quite pleasuring and satisfying, yet may have harmful results.
My wife Nancy and I experimented with the "Colegasm" technique with splendid results
Colegasm by A Crazed White Man February 19, 2009

Convergasm 

Said of an extremely interesting conversation. Applied in various situation where the conversation is stimulating and can be used with many of them.
I met a person last night and we had a fantastic convergasm.

This phone call was a real convergasm.
Convergasm by Martin Charlebois August 25, 2008

Covergasm 

When you see the front cover of a book or magazine and immediately want to take it home.
"I saw the front cover of Twlight and had a complete covergasm..."
Covergasm by urbandefiner1 August 31, 2013
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