convalesce
convalesce by Larstait November 14, 2003
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Convalesce You
Think of "Convalesce You" as a secular alternative to the customary "God Bless You" or "Bless You" one might say in response to another's sneeze. "Convalesce" means to recuperate, recover, or regain one's health. Saying "Convalesce You" (rendered as a 3-syllable con-vless-you) in response to a sneeze satisfies the social norm of not disregarding another person's sneeze, without invoking any Gods or representing any authority to confer blessings.
Convalesce You by texlex61 December 10, 2020
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Homoethnic Coalescence
(n) When people of like kin congregate together, and then proceed to move around as a single unit, similar to a giant asian snowball.
University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign students who live at FAR/PAR are witnesses to the daily effects of homoethnic coalescence perpetrated by the Korean fobs, African-Americans, and few Caucasians.
My friend and I debate the effects of homoethnic coalescence over breakfast, lunch, and dinner everyday.
My friend and I debate the effects of homoethnic coalescence over breakfast, lunch, and dinner everyday.
Homoethnic Coalescence by UIUCnonfobwhiteasian May 31, 2006
coalesce
to have sex with
convalescence
Bill used to be able to spell perfectly untill predictive text came in, now we await the comunicative societies convalescence.
convalescence by Mickie.B! June 20, 2006
coalesced convalescence
coalesced convalescence by Hercolena Oliver May 29, 2010
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