convalescent 

A dumbass word that probably means nothing

You are a convalescent

convalescent by yurbfyryufhruibhrbyfrhfuhrui February 8, 2023

convalesce 

Gradual recovery of any (noun here).

I awaited her convalescance from the previous night.

convalesce by Larstait November 14, 2003

convalescence 

the "actual" spelling of the word which is defined in urbandictionary under the heading convalesce.

Bill used to be able to spell perfectly untill predictive text came in, now we await the comunicative societies convalescence.

convalescence by Mickie.B! June 20, 2006

coalesced convalescence

A prolonged period of illness

Acquiescence with coalesced convalescence may be recommended

coalesced convalescence by Hercolena Oliver May 29, 2010

Convalesce You

Think of "Convalesce You" as a secular alternative to the customary "God Bless You" or "Bless You" one might say in response to another's sneeze. "Convalesce" means to recuperate, recover, or regain one's health. Saying "Convalesce You" (rendered as a 3-syllable con-vless-you) in response to a sneeze satisfies the social norm of not disregarding another person's sneeze, without invoking any Gods or representing any authority to confer blessings.

AHHH AHHH AHHH CHOOOO!!! Convalesce You!

Convalesce You by texlex61 December 10, 2020

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020