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The „Conus“ is the degree to which a joints front end is thicker than it’s rear end (positive conus) or vice versa (negative conus).

A neutral conus can be seen on cigarettes or straight joints.
“Man, Jerry’s joint surely has a negative conus”

“What the fuck is this? A rolled cigarette with a very positive conus? Fuck you.”
Conus by grenad3r August 20, 2021
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What pro wrestler/actor The Rock calls Conan O'Brien.
The Rock: "How ya doin, Conesy?"
Conan: "KEEP COOL MY BABIES!!!"
Conesy by J-Badizzle July 20, 2008

Conduscian

The inability to tell the truth. Behavior mostly characterized by exaggerations and lies.
You are a sneaky, slithery Conduscian jerk!
Conduscian by Omniscience January 11, 2008

Confused him 

Hanson wrote refuse into confused in his homework, but he was confused when he typed refuse, and he typed confused instead. Now we're more confused than him.
My friend wanted a piece of paper to draw on, in exchange he would give me 3 dollars but l confused him.

Student A: Should be refuse

All students: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Confused him by JohnMakFan January 10, 2021

confused boner 

A term for when one is aroused by something they know they should not be aroused by.
"When I looked at that picture of Kermit and miss Piggy making out I got a confused boner"

confused screaming 

When you don't know what the hell is happening and you confused AF
Friend: I don't like women because women like dick and that's gay.

Me: *confused screaming*
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