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What Jess and Gabriel Conte call their fans.
Gabe: “Swipe up and get your conteam merch!”
conteam by 2134709765 May 6, 2018

tune contamination 

when someone who has a tune infection regrettably shares it with you, thus infecting you as well.
Alvin: "wow, I've got that horrible Carley Simon song stuck in my head...you know the one that goes; 'you're so vein, i bet you think this song is about you', it's driving me crazy..."

Theresa: "wow...thanks a lot for the tune contamination!"
tune contamination by sandspit April 11, 2010

contempoonany

A fashionably modern piece of tail.
Kate Moss is such a contempoonany bitch.
contempoonany by manyook April 25, 2010

contemporance

The marching band show possessed a great deal of contemporance.
contemporance by T. Kay October 3, 2012

Contembate

The act of mind wandering while you masturbate, causing you to begin thinking about something nonsexual but nonetheless interesting.
The other day I was trying to concenbate, but I started to contembate how time started and why we're all here.
Contembate by Thefonzz March 18, 2012
1) Originated from Reading and Bristol playing fifa 12. Glitches in the game= contamination of the game = contam
2) Something that is too weird to be down to chance. See Contamcidence
3) Anything out of the ordinary
1) Person 1: "Arghhhh that goal was so contam."

Person 2: "Yeah i know that was so contam."

2) Person 1: "Last night I had a dream with this girl I used to fancy, and then today I bumped into her. How contam is that!"

Person 2: "Awww man that is so contam!"

3) "That breakcore tune is so contam!"
Contam by Amen Anonymous February 6, 2013