Alvin: "wow, I've got that horrible Carley Simon song stuck in my head...you know the one that goes; 'you're so vein, i bet you think this song is about you', it's driving me crazy..."

Theresa: "wow...thanks a lot for the tune contamination!"

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contempoonany

A fashionably modern piece of tail.

Kate Moss is such a contempoonany bitch.

contempoonany by manyook April 25, 2010

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contemporance

the combination of contemporary elegance and sophistication

The marching band show possessed a great deal of contemporance.

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Contembate

The act of mind wandering while you masturbate, causing you to begin thinking about something nonsexual but nonetheless interesting.

The other day I was trying to concenbate, but I started to contembate how time started and why we're all here.

Contembate by Thefonzz March 18, 2012

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Contam

1) Originated from Reading and Bristol playing fifa 12. Glitches in the game= contamination of the game = contam
2) Something that is too weird to be down to chance. See Contamcidence
3) Anything out of the ordinary

1) Person 1: "Arghhhh that goal was so contam."

Person 2: "Yeah i know that was so contam."

2) Person 1: "Last night I had a dream with this girl I used to fancy, and then today I bumped into her. How contam is that!"

Person 2: "Awww man that is so contam!"

3) "That breakcore tune is so contam!"

Contam by Amen Anonymous February 6, 2013

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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Ajumma

korean word for madam, older woman

Ajumma wait a moment

Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009

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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.

Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade

Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026

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