Contam 

1) Originated from Reading and Bristol playing fifa 12. Glitches in the game= contamination of the game = contam
2) Something that is too weird to be down to chance. See Contamcidence
3) Anything out of the ordinary

1) Person 1: "Arghhhh that goal was so contam."

Person 2: "Yeah i know that was so contam."

2) Person 1: "Last night I had a dream with this girl I used to fancy, and then today I bumped into her. How contam is that!"

Person 2: "Awww man that is so contam!"

3) "That breakcore tune is so contam!"

Contam by Amen Anonymous February 6, 2013

Contagion 

A group of anti-vaxxers

A contagion has gathered at the park to spread measles to each other.

Contagion by Resurchvax November 18, 2018

The Contagious Indian Affliction (TCIA) 

When a student is in a school which is massively filled with indian creatures who call themselves teachers, he/she suffers the Indian Affliction. Those so called teachers have brains the size of peanuts and have bodies covered with nothing but oil and hair. They speak in queerly altered piteous english that sounds like a Decepticon and an Auto-bot having sex. They're figure is weirdly diverse but is roughly regraded as the shape of a disabled ape. A normal human will surely have a hard time distinguishing a male from a female.
Chiefly, just by it intruding a class, this creature transfers a detrimental smell that affects the living soul of a student, transforming him/her into one of it's own.

Those indian creatures have suffered in the past, over the ages and yet until now. But they have chosen not to live in their own affliction, but to spread their suffering and multiply. Somehow, they believed the educational course was the utter path to ride on.
Sadly, students in the middle east are the ones who endure this ailment the most. But be warned, as they multiply like fuck, they seek worldwide domination.

Jaimie: Fuck yeah that creepy old indian teacher left school, can't wait to see what they brought us next

Sam: Looks like we have ANOTHER ONE! Can't believe how numerous those things are!

Jaimie: This place is like they're fucking domicile, aslong as we stay here, we're still gonna be sufferers of The Contagious Indian Affliction (TCIA).

The Contagious Indian Affliction (TCIA) by Epictrix August 27, 2012

Containment Board 

A place to put threads for irritating users while still respecting their freedom to have discussions, it could be a clubhouse or a quarantine.

q: Do you want to talk about Trump?
a: No, go back to your Containment Board!

Containment Board by Supellex_ November 7, 2017

contach 

verb: to add a part to something that does not really fit as a temporary solution to a problem

If you contach a soda can to your lawnmower it will work until you can purchase a muffler.

contach by chinganda July 22, 2009

flexible container of Massengill 

A polite way of saying the word, "douchebag"; it can be used in typed text or spoken.

Linda is such a flexible container of Massengill that it ain't even funny!!!
She did the most unfeminine thing in the world and plugged up all of the shitbowls at the rest stop with paper towels!

flexible container of Massengill by Telephony May 4, 2013

untruthful flexible container of feces 

A polite way of saying the phrase, "lying sack of shit"; it can be used in typed text or spoken.

You claim that Linda stuffs Scottowels down the can?!?
Why Josh, you untruthful flexible container of feces!!!

untruthful flexible container of feces by Telephony May 4, 2013