Conspiction

a cross between constipated and conspicuous - someone conspicuously constipated aka full of shit

John is clearly suffering from conspiction.

by FSPer August 6, 2022

Conspicious

Conspicious is a combination of the words Conspicuous, meaning clearly visible or attraction attention and Suspicious meaning having the belief or impression that someone is involved in an illegal or dishonest activity.

Mike: That car has been parked there everyday this week with random people going to the drivers window and leaving.
Phil: I know Mike, it's conspicious.

by unspokenchaos June 21, 2017

Conspiration

(noun) - The moment of formation or state of forming a conspiracy, particularly in a work setting.

The five of us had a spontaneous conspiration, when we realized that each of us knew that two of the four owners were fucking headcases and we had to help each other find parachutes before the plane went into the drink.

by Frustrated_Monolingual March 15, 2011

constriction crew

A road construction crew by whose actions cause constrictions in the roadway.

The constriction crew on I-94 this morning had three lanes of traffic down to a single lane, causing 2 miles of backups.

by mookmerkinjr May 1, 2010

conviction

Belief that one would die for.

Stupidity

by larstait October 16, 2003

conspicious

Acting both suspiciously and conspicuously at the same time.

That man selling drugs at the bus stop looks very conspicious.

by Rebecca September 10, 2003

consmaction

1.a contracton which also involves a smacking action

2.a conspiracy to smack

3.a constant smacking action

1.Marc had a consmaction the other day when he smacked himself while his vagina contracted.

2.I'm going to lay a consmaction on your ass

by roti77 March 12, 2009