Confictionary

Someone with a bad background in life

Yeah, his life is now a confiction

Your life is now a confictionary

by Fanticrabbit April 7, 2021

the natural confectionery

The best fucking sweets on the planet

"Man I'm dyin' for some jungle jellies or some shit"
"Yeah bro the natural confectionery are the fucking shit"

by Kram22 March 5, 2021

Stupendous Confectionary

After Chris Eubank’s appearance on Gogglebox, all members of the UK community have agreed on a new term to replace ‘Sweet Ones’, namely Stupendous Confectionary. This term describes very beautiful girls who catch the eye of somebody

Before : ‘Look at that lighty over there, she’s a sweet one on my mothers!’
After : ‘Yo g, that lighty is some stupendous confectionary!’

by El Nigrito July 9, 2019

confectionary drive-by

When you throw sweets and or chocolate at people as you drive past them in a car

"oh did that guy start some beef with you? want to confectionary drive-by his arse?"

by iamfrenchi May 13, 2008

urban.comdictionary

A corrupted urban dictionary

Me:*types urban.comdictionary*
Urban.comdictionary:Calls The phone number of a badguy to my house
Me:AAAAAAA WHAT HAVE I DONE

by Hackerslayer/Toxicslayer August 4, 2021

Stupendous Confectionary

Think of this as the Gucci version of the rinsed Poundland term sweet one. Stupendous confectionery is an exaggerated term used to compliment people nowadays.

Jay: Ayo pree that ting over there she’s sweet ahlie.

Tyrique: yhhhh bro coming like one stupendous confectionary

by Onlyandrxa July 12, 2019

Scrumptious Confectionary

When the confectionary is just simply scrumptious

William: Oscar, may I please have some of that scrumptious confectionary?
Oscar: No. It is far too scrumptious for the likings of you!

by confectionary November 24, 2021