sideshow

noun: a complete jerk, bozo, attention whore, assclown; someone you don't want to have near you.

Hey sideshow, take it outside, no one wants you around here.

by mookmerkinjr July 31, 2009

constriction crew

A road construction crew by whose actions cause constrictions in the roadway.

The constriction crew on I-94 this morning had three lanes of traffic down to a single lane, causing 2 miles of backups.

by mookmerkinjr May 01, 2010