Conspiction

a cross between constipated and conspicuous - someone conspicuously constipated aka full of shit
John is clearly suffering from conspiction.
by FSPer August 06, 2022
mugGet the Conspictionmug.

Woods’ law

No matter how we vote we will always get John McCain
The Afghanistan war is being continued by yet another president who was elected to stop it Classic Woods’ law.
by FSPer October 12, 2019
mugGet the Woods’ lawmug.